Ernie
CA: AsGWgrtyNzFmZTjjSoU9ie7d8kVotbYH153fDSP4tSa5
Monday Ernie ate a cake, but he was still hungry.
Tuesday Ernie ate an ice cream cone, but he was still hungry.
Wednesday Ernie ate a hamburger, but he was still hungry.
Thursday Ernie ate a hotdog, and he was still hungry.
Friday Ernie ate a whole chicken, but even then, he was still hungry.
Saturday Then Ernie ate a whole pizza, but alas, Ernie was still hungry.
The next day Ernie felt sick, so he ate normal dog food.
Now Ernie wasn't hungry anymore, and Ernie wasn't a little dog anymore.
Ernie was a big fat obese Greyhound.
Monday Ernie got diagnosed with diabetes.
Tuesday Ernie's cardiologist discovered coronary artery disease.
Wednesday Ernie got on a cpap machine.
Thursday Ernie's doctor found fatty liver disease on an ultrasound.
Friday Ernie had constipation.
Saturday Ernie had Hemorrhagic Stroke.
The next day Ernie was put into a medically induced coma in preparation for the big sleep.
$ERNIE is a meme-based cryptocurrency devoid of intrinsic value and not intended for investment purposes. It functions primarily as a community and cultural token, akin to $BILLY, offering no guarantees or utility, serving purely for entertainment.